Diary of a Nigerian Side Chick by @joroolumofin

In This Journal I will be covering five topics.
1️⃣ Definition of a Side chick
2️⃣ Types of Side chicks
3️⃣ Origin of a Side chick
4️⃣ Can a wife be a Side chick?
5️⃣ How do you eliminate Side chicks?

1️⃣Definition of a Side chick:
A SideChick is any lady who is having a love affair or sexual relations with a man who is committed to another lady by law or love.
2️⃣ Types of Side chicks:
1) Accidental Side chicks
2) Intentional Side chicks
a) Accidental Side chicks: These are naive, sometimes innocent ladies who fall victim or prey to the charms of a married man or a man who is in a serious relationship with someone else. These ladies are not aware that these men are committed to another woman by love or law. They devote years of their lives to those men. They love, cherish, and cook for the man, invest in his business so that he can ultimately marry them but they don't know they are dating a "ghost". Most accidental side chicks usually turn into Intentional side chicks because most times when the truth gets out, they are too emotionally attached to let go, they console themselves by saying when I met him I didn't know he had a wife or fiancé.
b) Intentional Side chicks: These are ladies who because of financial hardship, loneliness, "no boyfriend syndrome", unhappiness in their own relationships, laziness etc go into relationships with a man who is committed to someone else by law or love. These ladies are a problem, they treat this man as they would their first born child; control him, give him orders or chores, manage his businesses, promise him everything his wife cannot provide.
For example: "your wife is giving you only daughters, let me give you a son, your wife doesn't allow anal sex, try it with me, "let's do a threesome with my friend." These ladies are true psychologists, they take the deepest needs of a man and use it to control him hence distancing him from his family, responsibility, and children.

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