Cardi B In Azzi & Osta – 2018 MTV VMAs

Following her red carpet entrance, Cardi B opened the 2018 MTV VMAs by teasing a possible reveal of Kulture, her daughter – only to unwrap a Moon Man statue she was cradling onstage in a blanket.

She did so wearing a custom-made Azzi & Ostas Couture red gown featuring four tails, a cinched waist and exaggerated hips.

I really wanted this to be iconic. Jessica Rabbit iconic, but my nagging and overwhelming thought is, “she’s too short for this dress”.

Factor in the awkwardness of the bodice, and it’s a disappointing no from me.

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