‘Saraki Treats Nigerians Like Babies’ Buhari’s Aide Says As She Mocks Senate President

‘Saraki Treats Nigerians Like Babies’ Buhari’s Aide Says As She Mocks Senate President

Social Media aide to President Muhammadu Buhari, Mrs. Lauretta Onochie, has taken a light hearted dig at Senate President Bukola Saraki for meeting with former President Olusegun Obasanjo at a time Nigerian polity has reach fever pitch.

Mrs. Lauretta took to Facebook on Tuesday to share what can only be described as a ‘fictitious conversation’ between Saraki and Obasanjo.

Saraki had told the press following the closed-door meeting that they didn’t discuss politics; rather he was there to congratulate the ex-president on the completion of the library.

“You know I missed the official opening of the library and that is why I have decided to come and see the place and honestly it is beautiful we are very proud of what he has done here,” Saraki had said at the time.

Reacting to Saraki’s comment, Lauretta wrote the following:

“SARAKI’S VISIT TO OBASANJO WAS TO CONGRATULATE HIM ON THE OPENING OF THE LIBRARY, NOT POLITICAL – FAKE NEWS

“Library that was opened since last year? 17 months ago!

This guy keeps treating Nigerians as babies.

So this must be the conversation that took place between Saraki and OBJ. Enjoy!

Saraki: Sorry Your Excellency, I missed the opening of the library 17 months ago.

OBJ: Nothing to be sorry about, the library is still open. Let’s look in.

Saraki: Yes Baba. This is impressive. It smells of the people’s money.

OBJ: I will pretend I didn’t hear that. This section is for young men with no common sense.

On your right we have books for greedy young men in government.

Next to it is the section for young men who take what does not belong to them. On your left are books for the shameless young men who return to their vomit. Next to it are books for young men who stage police drama in front of their homes or at the National Assembly. Plus those who jump out of moving vehicles and doing the Tarzan tree to tree jump while escaping from imaginary kidnappers.

Upstairs is the section for young men who have no honour and cannot spell the word, “Loyalty”. Next to it is the section with books for self-centred young men….

Saraki: Ha baba, You keep saying young men….

OBJ: If you don’t like books for young men, you can visit Mr. Ibrahim Magu at the new EFCC building. They have modern rooms with books for young and old people.

Your Excellency your library is beautiful. Thanks for showing me around.

Yeah right! It was not political.

ME: Fat chance! Of course, It was totally political. To be specific, it was about President Buhari, Gov. Adams Oshiomhole and APC. We were not born yesterday.

God bless Nigeria.

Lauretta Onochie.

@Laurestar.