Family Comes Home To Find 50 Pounds Of Weed Accidentally Delivered To Their House .

This happened  in Hazlet, New Jersey (that’s near Sandy Hook), where several boxes were mysteriously deposited outside somebody’s house. The delivery was addressed to an individual who doesn’t reside at the address; inside the boxes, 31 bundles of pot, each sealed in plastic, 50 pounds total.

The fine upstanding citizens who reside at that address decided against keeping nature’s bounty for themselves, and instead called the local constabulary, who appropriated the reefer. And in an attempt to locate the rightful recipient of all that grass, Hazlet police helpfully posted this Facebook message: “If you were expecting these packages and would like to claim them, please come to Police Headquarters.” How courteous!

Not to be all “you had one job”, but seriously, getting the name and address correct in a drug mailing is literally the FUCKING EASIEST PART of the transaction. Building a grow house, growing weed, breaking it all up into bundles, packaging it so it doesn’t seem, or smell, suspicious those are the HARD PART. Getting an address and a mailing label are a breeze.

But maybe not for a huge pothead.

And if you happen to be the sender, Hazlet cops want to talk to you.

[via Gothamist]